LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, BUDDY *SLAMS HAND ON TABLE DRAMATICALLY* *slams hand on table AGAIN* *slams BOTH hands on table twice* *claps* *slams hands on table again* *claps* you’re a boy make a big noise playin in the street gonna be a big man some day you got mud on your face you big disgrace kickin your can all over the place SINGING we will we will rock you
it’s pornstache without his pornstache and cornrows without her cornrows
happy fourth of july from the queen of patriotism aka kesha rose
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"This is your badness level… its extremely high for someone your size…"
the noise i just made, my god…
This is so adorable
I need to see the cartoon version of this. I can see the Dreamworks/Pixar movie already.
#SHE LEAVES DEAD FISH ON HIS PILLOW #when he brings them to her she’s just like what? do you not get hungry before bed? #and he’s like ugh yes but not for fish guts #the next time she does it she carefully uses her talons to clean out the fish for him #that sort of thing must be hard to do with his soft human nails after all #he just sighs at this point and starts leaving a bucket next to his bed that says MIDNIGHT SNACKS #shark girl and her grumpy dream boy #things that should exist (tags by cortue)Can I have permission to write this?